Telling jokes is one of the best ways to keep kids engaged. Dinosaurs are so wildly popular with kids and they love jokes made on them too. It’s also a great way to teach them about dinosaur names and improve their knowledge as well. If you are looking for some simply rawr-some jokes and puns to share with the T-rex or stegosaurus enthusiasts, here are 101 funny dinosaur jokes for kids.
101 Uproariously Funny Dinosaur Jokes for Kids
- How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe?
Tea, Rex? - What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex! - Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird! - Where do dinosaurs go shopping?
The dino-store! - What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A dino-saw ! - What do you call a T.Rex who hates losing?
A saur loser. - What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork! - What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Pair-odactyls! - What do you call a dinosaur who has left its armor out in the rain?
A Stegosau-rust. - What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
Eye-saur! - Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet?
Because the pee is silent! - Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns?
I dino what to tell you, but probably not. - What do you call a dinosaur car accident?
A tyrannosaurus wreck! - What’s a dinosaur’s favorite drink?
Rex on the beach! - What do you call a group of dinosaurs who sing?
A tyranno-chorus. - What do you call a baby dinosaur?
A Wee-Rex! - What do you call a dinosaur after they break-up with their girlfriend?
Tyrannosaurus ex. - What do you call a smelly dinosaur fart?
An exstinktion! - What do you get if you cross a T- rex with explosives?
Dino-mite. - What do you call a dinosaur ghost?
A scaredactyl. - What do you call a short spiky dinosaur that’s fallen down the stairs?
Ankle-is-sore-us. - What did the dinosaur say to the cashier at the till?
Keep the climate change. - What’s a child’s favorite dinosaur?
A Toys-‘R-Us. - What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup?
Tyrannosaurus ex! - What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote?
“Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!” - Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones?
Because they can’t afford new ones! - What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try-try-try-ceratops! - What do you call a dog that belongs to a dinosaur with one eye?
A Do-you-think-he-saurus rex. - Which is the scariest dinosaur?
A Terror-dactyl. - Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex cross the road?
Because the chickens hadn’t evolved yet. - What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?
A thesaurus! - How do you know that a seismosaurus is under your bed?
Because your nose is only two inches from the ceiling! - What do you call an anxious dino?
A nervous Rex. - What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper?
A Tyranno-snorus! - What is the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
Long-distance! - How can you tell if there’s an allosaurus lying in your bed?
You’ll see the bright red “A” on its pajamas. - What do you call a dinosaur that won’t stop talking?
A dino-bore! - What did the dinosaur call her blouse business?
Try Sara’s Tops! - What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars?
Fossil fuels. - Can a crappy dinosaur joke get a laugh?
You bet Jurassican. - How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your fridge?
The door won’t shut! - What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
The dinosorcerer. - What’s the best way to raise a baby dinosaur?
With a crane. - Why was the stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
He could really spike the ball! - What does a triceratops sit on?
Its tricera-bottom. - What’s the best thing to do if you see a tyrannosaurus rex?
Pray that it doesn’t see you. - What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
Lazy bones! - What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
Lefty - What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
Rep Tiles - What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
Comet! - Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
Because she was a plant-eater - Why did T-Rex’s girlfriend break up with him?
Because he said he only loved her “this much” (with his tiny arms spread wide). - What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A Bronco-saurus! - What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
DINOMITE! - What do you call a polite Dinosaur?
A Pleaseyosaur - What was T. rex’s favorite number?
Eight! (ate) - Receptionist: Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell her I can’t see her! - What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore! - How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
The door won’t shut! - What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
The Dinosorcerer - How can you best raise a baby dinosaur?
A: With a crane! - What did the dinosaur put on her steak?
Dinosauce - Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
Because he could really spike the ball! - What came after the dinosaur?
Its tail! - What does a triceratops sit on?
Its tricera-bottom. - What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens?
Rep-tiles - What is the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
Pray that it doesn’t see you. - What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
Lefty - What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
Squash - Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
To eat the chickens on the other side. - What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
Lazy bones - What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A dino-score - What did the dinosaur use to build his house?
A dino-saw - Which brand of clothing do dinosaurs like wearing the most?
Fossil - Which dinasour has 3 horns and is seen on 4 wheels?
A Triceratops on a skateboard. - What to call a dinosaur that never stops talking?
A dino-bore - This happened after the dinosaur took the school bus home.
He had to bring it back. - What would be the best way to talk to a dinosaur?
Long Distance - Which dinosaur likes spicy food?
The Chile-saurus - What did the dinosaur had to say after the car crash?
I’m so saurus! - What was T Rex’s favorite number?
Eight (ate)! - What happens to you when a dinosaur sneezes?
You get out of the way! - What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
The Dinosorcerer - How would you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed?
Your nose hits the ceiling! - Why don’t dinosaurs never ever forget anything?
Coz no one ever tells them anything! - Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
Any kind! A house can’t jump! - Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
Because he could really spike the ball! - What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
Squash - Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
Any kind! A house can’t jump! - Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?
Because no one ever tells them anything! - What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A diplodocus with a sore throat! - What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
Anything she wants! - What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
(Two dinosaurs!) - What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
(Anything you want, it can’t hear you!) - What’s better than a talking dinosaur?
(A spelling bee!) - What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
(Try-Try-Try-ceratops!) - What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
(Tyrannosaurus wrecks!) - Which dinosaur slept all day?
(The dino-snore!) - What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?
(Tyrannosaurus tex!) - What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
(A Bronco-saurus!) - Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
(Because they don’t know how to cook!)
