101 Funny Dinosaur Jokes for Kids

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Telling jokes is one of the best ways to keep kids engaged. Dinosaurs are so wildly popular with kids and they love jokes made on them too. It’s also a great way to teach them about dinosaur names and improve their knowledge as well. If you are looking for some simply rawr-some jokes and puns to share with the T-rex or stegosaurus enthusiasts, here are 101 funny dinosaur jokes for kids.

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101 Uproariously Funny Dinosaur Jokes for Kids

  1. How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe?
    Tea, Rex?
  2. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
    Tyrannosaurus Tex!
  3. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
    Because it was an early bird!
  4. Where do dinosaurs go shopping?
    The dino-store!
  5. What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
    A dino-saw !
  6. What do you call a T.Rex who hates losing?
    A saur loser.
  7. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
    Jurassic Pork!
  8. What do you call twin dinosaurs?
    Pair-odactyls!
  9. What do you call a dinosaur who has left its armor out in the rain?
    A Stegosau-rust.
  10. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
    Eye-saur!
  11. Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet?
    Because the pee is silent!
  12. Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns?
    I dino what to tell you, but probably not.
  13. What do you call a dinosaur car accident?
    A tyrannosaurus wreck!
  14. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite drink?
    Rex on the beach!
  15. What do you call a group of dinosaurs who sing?
    A tyranno-chorus.
  16. What do you call a baby dinosaur?
    A Wee-Rex!
  17. What do you call a dinosaur after they break-up with their girlfriend?
    Tyrannosaurus ex.
  18. What do you call a smelly dinosaur fart?
    An exstinktion!
  19. What do you get if you cross a T- rex with explosives?
    Dino-mite.
  20. What do you call a dinosaur ghost?
    A scaredactyl.
  21. What do you call a short spiky dinosaur that’s fallen down the stairs?
    Ankle-is-sore-us.
  22. What did the dinosaur say to the cashier at the till?
    Keep the climate change.
  23. What’s a child’s favorite dinosaur?
    A Toys-‘R-Us.
  24. What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup?
    Tyrannosaurus ex!
  25. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote?
    “Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!”
  26. Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones?
    Because they can’t afford new ones!
  27. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
    Try-try-try-ceratops!
  28. What do you call a dog that belongs to a dinosaur with one eye?
    A Do-you-think-he-saurus rex.
  29. Which is the scariest dinosaur?
    A Terror-dactyl.
  30. Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex cross the road?
    Because the chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
  31. What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?
    A thesaurus!
  32. How do you know that a seismosaurus is under your bed?
    Because your nose is only two inches from the ceiling!
  33. What do you call an anxious dino?
    A nervous Rex.
  34. What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper?
    A Tyranno-snorus!
  35. What is the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
    Long-distance!
  36. How can you tell if there’s an allosaurus lying in your bed?
    You’ll see the bright red “A” on its pajamas.
  37. What do you call a dinosaur that won’t stop talking?
    A dino-bore!
  38. What did the dinosaur call her blouse business?
    Try Sara’s Tops!
  39. What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars?
    Fossil fuels.
  40. Can a crappy dinosaur joke get a laugh?
    You bet Jurassican.
  41. How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your fridge?
    The door won’t shut!
  42. What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
    The dinosorcerer.
  43. What’s the best way to raise a baby dinosaur?
    With a crane.
  44. Why was the stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
    He could really spike the ball!
  45. What does a triceratops sit on?
    Its tricera-bottom.
  46. What’s the best thing to do if you see a tyrannosaurus rex?
    Pray that it doesn’t see you.
  47. What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
    Lazy bones!
  48. What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
    Lefty
  49. What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
    Rep Tiles
  50. What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
    Comet!
  51. Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
    Because she was a plant-eater
  52. Why did T-Rex’s girlfriend break up with him?
    Because he said he only loved her “this much” (with his tiny arms spread wide).
  53. What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
    A Bronco-saurus!
  54. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
    DINOMITE!
  55. What do you call a polite Dinosaur?
    A Pleaseyosaur
  56. What was T. rex’s favorite number?
    Eight! (ate)
  57. Receptionist: Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
    Doctor: Tell her I can’t see her!
  58. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
    A dino-snore!
  59. How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
    The door won’t shut!
  60. What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
    The Dinosorcerer
  61. How can you best raise a baby dinosaur?
    A: With a crane!
  62. What did the dinosaur put on her steak?
    Dinosauce
  63. Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
    Because he could really spike the ball!
  64. What came after the dinosaur?
    Its tail!
  65. What does a triceratops sit on?
    Its tricera-bottom.
  66. What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens?
    Rep-tiles
  67. What is the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
    Pray that it doesn’t see you.
  68. What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
    Lefty
  69. What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
    Squash
  70. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
    To eat the chickens on the other side.
  71. What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
    Lazy bones
  72. What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
    A dino-score
  73. What did the dinosaur use to build his house?
    A dino-saw
  74. Which brand of clothing do dinosaurs like wearing the most?
    Fossil
  75. Which dinasour has 3 horns and is seen on 4 wheels?
    A Triceratops on a skateboard.
  76. What to call a dinosaur that never stops talking?
    A dino-bore
  77. This happened after the dinosaur took the school bus home.
    He had to bring it back.
  78. What would be the best way to talk to a dinosaur?
    Long Distance
  79. Which dinosaur likes spicy food?
    The Chile-saurus
  80. What did the dinosaur had to say after the car crash?
    I’m so saurus!
  81. What was T Rex’s favorite number?
    Eight (ate)!
  82. What happens to you when a dinosaur sneezes?
    You get out of the way!
  83. What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
    The Dinosorcerer
  84. How would you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed?
    Your nose hits the ceiling!
  85. Why don’t dinosaurs never ever forget anything?
    Coz no one ever tells them anything!
  86. Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
    Any kind! A house can’t jump!
  87. Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
    Because he could really spike the ball!
  88. What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
    Squash
  89. Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
    Any kind! A house can’t jump!
  90. Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?
    Because no one ever tells them anything!
  91. What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
    A diplodocus with a sore throat!
  92. What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
    Anything she wants!
  93. What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
    (Two dinosaurs!)
  94. What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
    (Anything you want, it can’t hear you!)
  95. What’s better than a talking dinosaur?
    (A spelling bee!)
  96. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
    (Try-Try-Try-ceratops!)
  97. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
    (Tyrannosaurus wrecks!)
  98. Which dinosaur slept all day?
    (The dino-snore!)
  99. What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?
    (Tyrannosaurus tex!)
  100. What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
    (A Bronco-saurus!)
  101. Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
    (Because they don’t know how to cook!)

 

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