51 Hilarious Halloween Lunch Box Jokes For Kids


Whenever someone talks about Halloween, images of fun coupled with fun and frolic conjure up in the minds of the people involved. People imagine children dressed in cute costumes and hopping from door to door to ask for candies. Images of Halloween parties, where people dress up in unique costumes also comes up in our mind. Basically, it is a fun-filled festival like all others.

In such a fun festival, one can’t let go of their witty sense of humour. Children love jokes and an atmosphere of fun and comedy. In such a scenario, they would appreciate you sticking puns and jokes in their lunch boxes. This would not only make their lunch interesting but also make their moods better.

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In this article, we will discuss 51 hilarious Halloween lunch box jokes for kids. Make sure you go through these and have a great time with your kids with these halloween jokes.

Halloween Jokes for Kids: Lunch Box Jokes

1. What ya call a Fat pumpkin?

A Plumpkin


2. What does a bird say on Halloween?

Trick or tweet.

3. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sand-witch.

4. What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?

Spare ribs!


5. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts!

6. What do ghosts serve for dessert?

Ice cream (I scream)

7. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?



8. Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?

He was a pain in the neck!

9. What is a ghost’s favorite thing to wear?

BOO- jeans!

10. Why do vampires need mouth wash?

Because they have bat breath


11. What is a ghost’s favorite ride?

A roller-ghoster.

12. Why Didn’t Dracula have any friends?

He was a pain in the neck

13. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

No Body


14. What did Witches put on their hair?

Scare Spray

15. What kind of shoes a ghost wear?


16. What Did the Ghost put on his ice-cream?

Whipped Cream


17. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo who?
Oh, I’m sorry….I didn’t mean to make you cry!

18. What is mummy’s favorite type of food?

Rap Music

19. How Do you make a Witch scratch?

Take away her ‘W’

20. What do you call two spiders who just got married?


Newly “webbed”

21. Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?

Because of his coffin

22. Where do ghosts make their

root beer?

At the Boo-ery


23. Why don’t ghosts like water?

It dampens their spirits!

24. How do you fix a flat pumpkin?

With a pumpkin Patch

25. What is a ghosts

favorite fruit?



26. Why couldn’t the ghost see his mom or dad?

Because they were transparents!

27. What ghost is the best dancer?

The boogie-man!

28. What is a goblins


favorite cheese?


29. What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?

Count Spatula

30. What do witches get in a hotel?

Broom service!


31. What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people?

32. What do you call a fat jack-o-lantern?

A lampire

33. Who won the

skeleton beauty contest?



34. Why do mummies have trouble making friends?

They are too wrapped up in themselves

35. Why did the witch

travel on a broom?

She couldn’t afford a vacuum


36. What monster makes light?

A plumpkin

37. What do birds do on Halloween?

Go trick or tweeting.

38. What do you do when you see a ghost?

Run away!


39. What kind of streets do zombies live on?

Dead Ends

40. What is the problem with twin witches?

You can’t tell which ‘witch’ is ‘witch’!

41. What do you get

when you cross


Halloween and a hot dog?


42. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because it felt crummy

43. What did the ground say to the earthquake?

You crack me up.


44. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?

Milk and quackers

45. What did the spider do on the computer?

He built a website.

46. What has 4 legs but can’t walk?

A table


47. What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho cheese!

48. Why did the boy eat his homework?

His teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

49. What bow can’t be tied?

A rainbow!


50. What happens to cows during an earthquake?

They give milk shakes

51. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time

We hope you had a great time reading these jokes. Happy Halloween!

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