Parenting can be quite a hilarious experience. Twitter is full of parents who put up the most funny and amusing parenting tweets. They are going to laugh out loud!
Here are 25 of the most funny tweets that any parent can relate to.
11 Best Parenting Tweets
1. Buried with kids (Jen Good)
I just had to ask my children why there was burnt toast in the backyard….this was totally not covered in What to Expect when Your Expecting.
2. Mommies Knows fresh
If you enjoy asking “Does anyone have to go pee pee before we leave?!?!!” then have I got the job for you…
3. Xploding Unicorn (James Breakwell)
3-year-old: If I don’t eat my food, will a dinosaur smell it and come eat me?
Wife: *looks at me*
Me:
Wife: Yes.
4. How To Be A Dad
I was just enviously admiring the energy and flexibility of a 3yo and then he kneed himself in the face.
5. Let Me Start (Kim Bongiorno)
I would have gotten back to you sooner but my kid has been taking pictures of the inside her mouth with my phone for the past 7 hours.
6. Ramblin’ Mama
I hate when I play with my kids for six hours, then it turns out it’s only been 20 minutes.
7. Lhlodder (Mommy Owl)
Kid: Do it this way!
Me: *Does it exactly*
Kid: NO, not like that!
8. Mommy_cusses (Mommy Cusses)
Instructor: Welcome to our Summer with Kids Preparedness class. Our first lesson is how to apply sunscreen. Everyone grab an angry raccoon.
9. Mama bird diaries (Kelcey Kintner)
A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.
10. One Funny Mummy
What happens in the bathroom, stays in the bathroom unless your kids are with you then the whole world’s gonna know.
11. Parent Normal
If it ever looks like my wife and I are awkwardly sitting on the same side of a booth, it’s just because our kids are under the table.
12. My Questionable Life
Friend: I found a great babysitter if you want to use her. She’s patient and kind
Me: No way. I don’t want to raise my kids’ expectations
13. Anna Farris
Potty training is going so great! I’m a natural!
14. Domestic Goddess
Ever notice in the story of the 3 bears, Papa Bear’s porridge is piping hot, baby’s is perfect, & poor Mama Bear’s is cold?
I get it now.
15. Sarcastic Mimmy
Day 30 of summer break:
My son is mad at me because I won’t let him use a saw.
16. Rodney Lacroix
Wife: Think we’ll be empty-nesters?
Me: What’s that?
Wife: People who miss their kids after they’ve moved out.
Then we laughed and laughed.
17. Stephanie Ortiz
It’s ironic that today is the longest day of the year, since school ended today, which already made it the longest day of the year.
18. Real American Dadass
No one’s more delusional than a parent who actually thinks they’ll show up somewhere on time.
19. Spaced Mom
7yo: I’m asking mom to take me to the bathroom
4yo: I’ll ask when u get back
7: Should we ask at the same time?
Both: Hahahaha
20. FatherWithTwins (Robert Knop)
Me:”sit down in your chair, or you’re going to fall”
M:
Me:*repeat 10 times*
M:
M: *falls off chair, looks shocked*
(repeat every day)
21. PhuckinCody (Phteven)
i feel like “What To Expect When You’re Expecting” would be a much better book if it were written by Stephen King
22. TeamCortez5 (TwinningMom)
Kids all over the world are struggling to overcome hunger and war. Mine just woke me up screaming bloody murder because his toe is itchy.
23. Mommywhitfield (Amandaconda)
*Toddler walks up, kisses my knee, turns away*
“Aw! Aren’t you sweet?”
*Toddler kisses refrigerator, cabinet door and dishwasher*
“Oh.”
24. MidgardMom (Momma of Midgard)
Me: Wow! I got home early today! Nice!
*looks around, realizes I forgot to pick up a kid from school
25. Amydillon (Amy Dillon)
Day 1,459 of my son acting shocked and aggrieved when I tell him to go brush his teeth before bed.
