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100 Funny Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

By on January 9, 2017 in Activities for Kids with 0 Comments

Recently, knock-knock jokes are gaining high popularity as a source of humor. Here are some good “knock-knock” jokes that you can share with your kids for a fun interaction.

Here are 100 Funny Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

  • Knock-knock.Who’s there?Mikey!Mikey who?Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
  • Knock-knock Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
  • Knock knock.Who’s there?Howard!Howard who?Howard I know?
  • Knock knock.Who’s there? Tank! Tank who? You’re welcome!
  • Knock knock.Who’s there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Spell who? W-H-O
  • Knock knock Who’s there? Frank! Frank who? Frank you for being my friend!
  • Knock knock.  Who’s there? Cows! Cows who? Cows go ‘moo’ not who
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe! Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? A titch! A titch who? Bless you!
  • Knock knock.Who’s there? Luke! Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and you can see!
  • Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Doris who? Honey bee a dear and get me some water.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who?
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Frostbite! Frostbite who?Frostbite yer food, then chew it!
  • Knock, knock! Who is there? Teddy! Teddy who? Teddy (today) is the first day of school!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who?Oh don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Canoe who?Canoe help me with my homework?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange.Orange who?Orange (aren’t) you glad there is no school on Saturday?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dewey who? Dewey have to go to school today?
  • Knock-knock! Who’s there? Don Juan! Don Juan who? Don Juan to go to school!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Justin who? Justin time for school!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Al who? Al (I’ll) give you a kiss because I love you!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Stay who? Stay home from school if you feel ill.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there! B-4! B-4 who?B-4 you go to school, do your homework!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Olive who?Olive you!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? I love. I love who? You forgot who you love?
  • Will you remember me in a year? Will you remember me in a month? Yes.Will you remember me in a week? Yes.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?See, you already forgot me!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Howard!Howard who?Howard you like a big hug!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Holly who?Holly-days are here again!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?BerthaBertha who?Bertha-day greetings!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Stopwatch.Stopwatch who? Stopwatch your doing and have a happy birthday!
  • Knock, knock!  Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Avery who?Avery merry Christmas!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Mary who?Mary Christmas!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Rabbit who?Rabbit carefully, it’s a present.
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Oakham who?Oakham all ye faithfull…!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Donut who?Donut open till Christmas!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Twick who?Twick or Tweet!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Witch who?Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy
  • Knock, Knock!  (Trick or Treat!) ho’s there?Tinker Bell!Tinker Bell who?Tinker Bell is out of order!
  • Knock, Knock!! Who’s there?Ben who?Ben waiting for Halloween all year!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?A door!A door who?A-door-able me wishing you a happy birthday!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Wolvesly who?Wolvesly say Happy Howloween!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?EyesoreEyesore who?Eyesore (I sure) do love you!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Wanda!Wanda who?Wanda wish you a happy birthday!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Phillip who?Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?You Who?Yoo Hoo Big Summer Blowout.
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Ken. Ken who?Ken I come in? It is cold out here!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Gorilla!Gorilla who?Gorilla me a cheese sandwich.
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Snow who?Snow use. I forgot my name again!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Icy!Icy who?Icy what you are doing!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Will. Will who? Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Guitar!Guitar who?Guitar coats, it’s cold outside!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Toucan who?Toucan play this game!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Amos who?A Mosquito bit me.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Goat who?Goat to the door and find out.
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Ice Cream Soda!Ice Cream Soda who?Ice cream soda whole world will hear.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Viper who?Viper nose, it’s running!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Ice cream!Ice cream who?Ice cream if you won’t let me eat!
  • Knock, Knock!Who’s there?A herd.A herd who?I herd you were home, so I came over!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Figs!Figs who?Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Water!Water who?Water you doing?
  • Knock Knock!Who’s there?Broccoli who?Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Kiwi who?Kiwi go to the store?
  • Knock, Knock!Who’s there?Honeydew!Honeydew who?Honeydew you love me?
  • Knock, knock? Who’s there?Turnip who?Turnip the volume, it’s my favorite song!
  • Knock, Knock!Who’s there?Eat who?Eat your veggies!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Carrot who?Carrot-e CHOP
  • Knock, Knock!Who’s there?Lettuce who?Lettuce go to the park!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?I did up.I did up who?You did a poo?
  • Knock, Knock!Who’s there?Wynaut who?Wynaut come out to play!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Poop.Poop who?Haha, you just said poo-poo!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Beets!Beets who?Beets me! I thought you knew.
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Dewott who?Dewott I say!
  • Knock, Knock!Who’s there?Rhydon who?You are Rhydon time!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Arcainine. Arcainine who?Arcainine needs to go to the vet!
  • Knock, knock!Who’s there?Annie who?Annie body home?
  • Knock knock!W ho’s there?Cargo!Cargo who?Cargo “Beep beep”!
  • Knock, knock!Who’s there?Watson who?Watson TV tonight?
  • Knock, knock!W ho’s there?Abe who?Abe C D E F G H…
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Dishes who?Dish is a nice place!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Amy who?Amy ‘fraid I’ve forgotten!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Police who?Po-li-ce (sound like please) open the door?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Wire who?Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Needle who?Needle little help in the kitchen
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Ya who?I’m excited to see you too!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Frank!Frank who?Frank you for being my friend! (aww)
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Raichu who?Raichu are!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Witches who?Witches the way home?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?To Who?No, it is to whom.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Yaw who?Are you a cowboy?
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Ivysaur who?Ivysaur wrist.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Icon who?Icon tell more knock-knock jokes than you can.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Beehive who?Beehive yourself or you’ll get into trouble.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Banana.Banana who? Knock, knock!Who’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Allison who?Allison Wonderland is a fun story!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Radio who?Radio (ready or) not, here I come!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Europe who?No, you’re a poo!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?Peas who?Peas pass the butter!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there?I love.I love who? I don’t know, why don’t you tell me!

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