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21 Hilarious Halloween Lunch Box Jokes For Kids

By on October 6, 2015 in For You with 0 Comments

Enjoy your Halloween with these fun filled, humorous Halloween Lunch Box Jokes. They sure would make your child giggle and increase their appetite.

Have a Faboolous Halloween

Have a Faboolous Halloween

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Here are some Hilarious Halloween Lunch Box Jokes For Toddlers

1. What ya call a Fat pumpkin?

A Plumpkin

2. What does a bird say on Halloween?

Trick or tweet.

3. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sand-witch.

4. What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?

Spare ribs!

5. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts!

6. What do ghosts serve for dessert?

Ice cream (I scream)

7. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?

MaliBOO!

8. Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?

He was a pain in the neck!

9. What is a ghost’s favorite thing to wear?

BOO- jeans!

10. Why do vampires need mouth wash?

Because they have bat breath

11. What is a ghost’s favorite ride?

A roller-ghoster.

12. Why Didn’t Dracula have any friends?

He was a pain in the neck

13. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

No Body

14. What did Witches put on their hair?

Scare Spray

15. What kind of shoes a ghost wear?

BOOOOTS

16. What Did the Ghost put on his ice-cream?

Whipped Cream

17. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Oh, I’m sorry….I didn’t mean to make you cry!

18. What is a mummy’s favorite type of food?

Rap Music

19. How Do you make a Witch scratch?

Take away her ‘W’

20. What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newly “webbed”

21. Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?

Because of his coffin

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